mardi 22 mars 2011

Small guide about zombies

Dear potential victims, I salute you




After writing my first article about the comic book Walking Dead, I had a bright idea to write a little manual “how to survive during a zombies infection”.  I watched and red so many zombie stories that I can nominate myself as zombie expert. Maybe, one day, these few lines  will save you from a bad time in the teeth of several hungry monsters. 

Foremost , I have to clarify two or three little things. It’s important to know the difference between zombie and infected.
Basically a zombie is a dead buddy who comes back from  the dead world with a huge appetite.  The reason for this comeback remains obscure, it’s often attributed to a religious cause as a divine punishment. So zombie attack you or me because we look tasty, and when we are dead, we become zombie if we still have a body. An undead’s bite is fatal.  In terms of zombie there is a master, the American movie director George Romero, who has done six movies, including the very cult Dawn of the Dead. In my opinion, in many ways G. Romero founded a huge part of the contemporary zombies culture. Yes, I can talk about Zombie culture.

Infected are dead or living people who want to eat us, but reasons are scientific. Basically , a virus infects living people who die and come back to life with the goal to eat us. The very famous American author Stephen King talks about infected with true originality in a book named Cell. The infection touches people by their cellular. If you prefer watch a good movie, I recommend you a Danny Boyle’s movies named 28 Days later, a story where zombies invade London.

A key issue divides the specialists community : Zombie or infected are they able to run ? For the Master G. Romero it’s just impossible (reason of the rotting flesh)n while for a young directors such as Zack Snyder, zombies are very good sprinter. I hope we never know the answer.




How to survive during a zombies infection: 15 rules

1: You are no longer safe anywhere

2: Beware to anyone. Even your best friend.

3: Avoid places the crowd is concentrated (it’s not a good idea to go to Disney World)

4: Form a small group, but trust anyone. 

5: Abandon the lowest, even if it’s your mum or your dog: You want to survive !

6: Steal a huge with gasoline and take the road soon is possible.

7: Go to isolate places. I recommend mountains or the middle of nowhere of the countryside.

8: Find Weapons and shoot the head.

9: Promptly make food stocks. 

10: If your group had a stroke, make sure that anyone was bight. 

11: If you meet someone or if one of you team was bight, it’s time to shoot the head. He is not a human anymore.

12: You should to be able to kill your father, sister, step mother (it’s easy), even the love of your life if they are infected. 

13: Never be alone, never lost the team. If everyone is an undead it’s a different story.

14: Beware of the living who are not part of your team, human people are steal the first menace. In this new world, they are no more rules and laws.

15: After living the city, find a safe place, close all the opening and never go out even if you listen someone screaming. 

If you want to explore the subject, recommend you many links and videos.

The federal Vampire and Zombie Agency: http://www.fvza.org/index.html 

A shop 

http://www.shopzombie.com/brains/

 Web games

The Last Stand: http://armorgames.com/play/269/the-last-stand
De-animator: http://www.de-animator.com/











Sarah.

1 commentaire:

  1. This is a lot of information to remember. Good think I've got a smartphone for reference in the case of an attack.
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